You Can't Cheat An Honest

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.