You Can't Cheat An Honest

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.