I Never Voted For Anybody.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.