I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.