I Am A Dyke! And

Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."