Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

Victoria Beckham Is So Nasty, Why Doesn't She Just Go Home?! Her Dresses Are Beautiful, But I Don't Care What She Does. She's Mean To All The People Around Her. She's Too Short To Be A Diva. We All Use The Same Hairdressers, Make-up Artists, Limo-drivers And Greeters At The Airports In La And Nobody Has Anything Nice To Say About Her. They Say She's Rude. She Can't Always Just Be Having A Bad Day.

My Love Life Is Like A Piece Of Swiss Cheese; Most Of It's Missing, And What's There Stinks.