The Last Time I Saw

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.