I Was Dating A Transvestite,

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

Dogs Are Easier To Love Than People; They're Certainly More Dependable. Once They Love You, That's It. A True Friend In Life Is A Dog.