Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

I’m Never Without A Bandage.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.