My Routines Come Out Of

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

I Said To My Husband, 'my Boobs Have Gone, My Stomach's Gone, Say Something Nice About My Legs.' He Said, 'blue Goes With Everything.'