I Was My Own Buddy

People Are Arguing Whether Mel Gibson's "passion Of The Christ" Is Anti-semitic. Well, Whether It Is Or It Isn't, It Doesn't Matter, Because I've Been In Touch With His Accounting Firm, Rosencrantz, Levy And Stern, And They're Screwing Him Out Of His Profits.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.