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Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.