Show Business Can Be An

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

If Two People Want To Get Married, Get Married! The Victorians Had A Great Saying: As Long As It Doesn't Scare The Horses, Do What You Want. And I Absolutely Believe That.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?