I Knew I Was An

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.