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I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

I Have To Tell You That It's Not Going To Be Easy. Take Every Chance And Every Opportunity That You Can. Don't Say 'i Can't' Or 'i Shouldn't' Or 'i'm Too Tired.'

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.