Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

Can We Talk?

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.