Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!