Can We Talk?

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done. You Can Tune Me Out, You Can Click Me Off, It's Ok. I Am Not Going To Bow To Political Correctness.