My Body Is A Temple,

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.