Every Time I Get On

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.