Every Time I Get On

They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars Tonight Because All Of The Designers And Stylists Are Still In Line In San Francisco Trying To Marry One Another.

If Two People Want To Get Married, Get Married! The Victorians Had A Great Saying: As Long As It Doesn't Scare The Horses, Do What You Want. And I Absolutely Believe That.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.