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If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.