Any Form Of Complacency Is

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.