My Mother Could Make Anybody

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

Don't Follow Any Advice, No Matter How Good, Until You Feel As Deeply In Your Spirit As You Think In Your Mind That The Counsel Is Wise.