I Use A Smoke Alarm

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.