Every Television Show You Go

I Said To My Husband, 'why Don't You Call Out My Name When We're Making Love?' He Said, 'i Don't Want To Wake You Up.'

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.