Yeah, I Read History. But

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.