I Have No Methods. All

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

Every Comedian Is Furious. Age Makes Me Angry. I'm Unhappy At Not Being Able To Open Packages Anymore. I'm Angry That Libraries Have Gone. I Hate Children On Planes. I'm Very Shallow, So They Tend To Be Little Things. To Be Honest, I Think I Was Probably Angry The Day I Was Born, You Know, About Diapers Or Something.

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.