Just Remember: Surviving Is The

As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave Kim Kardashian His Profits From Their Sex Tape. It's 'something Old' As Well As 'something Blew.'

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."