As A Wedding Gift, Ray

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

God Always Comes Up With A Third Act Twist -- And We Won't Know Until We Die Whether The Play Was A Comedy Or A Tragedy.

"i've Learned What's Funny Verbally Ain't So Funny On E-mail: They Don't Hear Your Intonations. Melissa Broke Up With Somebody Over That. She Tried To Tell Him: "that Was A Joke!" But He Just Didn't Get It. Mick Jagger Said, "f- 'em If They Don't Get The Joke." And I Love Him. That Comes With Age: Knowing It's Their Problem, Not Mine."