All These Years I've Sat

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Home Shopping Channel Operator Recognizes Your Voice.