Age - It's The One

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

If You Don't Go To Broadway, You're A Fool. On Broadway, Off Broadway, Above Broadway, Below Broadway, Go! Don't Tell Me There Isn't Something Wonderful Playing. If I'm Home In New York At Night, I'm Either At A Broadway Or An Off Broadway Show. We're In The Theater Capital Of The World, And If You Don't Get It, You're An Idiot.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.