You've Got To Be Able

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

To Me, The Stand Up Part In My Life Is Great. I Know I Can Do That. When I Get An Acting Chance, I'm Really Thrilled.

To My Knowledge, I Was The First Guy Really To Do What I Do. And Then Later On Different Comedians Started Trying Doing It.

My Style Is My Personality. It's Always Been That Way. Being A Wiseguy And Having Fun. It's Always Been That Way For Me, When I Was In High School, And In The Navy. It's Not Something I Rehearse.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.