I Cannot Tell A Joke.

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was Considered Society, And I Was Considered The Jewish Kid From The Neighborhood.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.