Some People Say Funny Things

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

I Used To Play Golf. I Wanted To Be A Better Player, But After A While I Realized I'd Always Stink. And That's When I Really Started To Enjoy The Game.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.