When You're 18, You're Just

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.