I Was With George Washington

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

I Don't Do Impressions.

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.