Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

Showbiz Is Great If You're Successful.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.