Showbiz Is Great If You're

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

I Have To Have Energy Because I Have A Lot Of Expenses. A Couple Of Cars, Couple Of Dogs And A Big Estate.