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I Think If I Took Therapy, The Doctor Would Quit. He'd Just Pick Up The Couch And Walk Out Of The Room.

I Have To Have Energy Because I Have A Lot Of Expenses. A Couple Of Cars, Couple Of Dogs And A Big Estate.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm Proud Of That. Everything I've Per­formed Has Been From My Own Head.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.