Young. Old. Just Words.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.