When I Was A Boy

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

The Heart Is A Temple Wherein All Truth Resides.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.