When I Was A Boy

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.