If You Were Married To

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.