I Get Up Every Morning

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.