When I Was In Vegas

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

I Find You Have To Take Each Day As It Comes And Be Thankful For Who's Left And Whatever You Can Still Do.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.