When I Was In Vegas

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Life's But A Day At Most.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.