How Can I Die? I'm

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.