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As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.