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Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.