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I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.