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There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.