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When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.