This Is All So Exciting

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.