When You Stop Giving And

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.