I Never Go Jogging, It

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.