I Never Go Jogging, It

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

Lots Of People Have Asked Me What Gracie And I Did To Make Our Marriage Work. It's Simple - We Don't Do Anything. I Think The Trouble With A Lot Of People Is That They Work Too Hard At Staying Married. They Make A Business Out Of It. When You Work Too Hard At A Business You Get Tired; And When You Get Tired You Get Grouchy; And When You Get Grouchy You Start Fighting; And When You Start Fighting You're Out Of Business.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.