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Life's But A Day At Most.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.