When Jack Benny Has A

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

Life's But A Day At Most.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.