I Look Better, Feel Better,

Life's But A Day At Most.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.