You Never Forget Your First

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

Cotton Candy Is The Perfect Snack For When I'm In The Mood To Eat Dry, Scratchy Fabric.

One Thing I Learned Is That It's Never Ok To Walk Through A Cemetery Dressed As A Mummy - Even If That Was A Shortcut On The Way To The Costume Party.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.