For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds

I Am Sometimes Referred To As Excuse Me In An Annoyed Tone Of Voice, Because Apparently I Am In The Way. I Am So Sorry. I Am Supposed To Be Some Sort Of Mind Reader, I Guess. I Am Moving Out Of The Way Now As Slowly As I Possibly Can. I Am Doing This And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.